That ONE pony… MOLLY :|

HELLO!!

So there’s this ONE pony that…

  1. Takes all the food and eats it all.. (Other horses food)
  2. Trots away to the other end…
  3. Doesn’t listen to you…
  4. Pulls you to a different horse’s stall that has food…
  5. DOES NOT get along with other horses..
  6. Super pretty

That is Molly. The chestnut coloured pony that is all of the above. I like riding her because, I need a CHALLENGE.. And SHE is the challenge. By the way, I call her MOLLS too.

I say to myself: “When I say Molly is easy, I’m a good rider.”

FROM HER VIEW (I THINK):

  1. “NO. I will NOT do that.”
  2. “EXCUSE ME!! I’m eating!!”
  3. “We’re going HERE now,”
  4. “Go away Rainbow and Bingo! It’s MY food now!”
  5. “Oh, come on! I’m not moving!”
  6. “HAY!! I’m eating THAT!!”
  7. “FiNe.. I’ll do that.. actually, NOO!!”
  8. “AHHH!! I’m bucking!!”

And of course, we need some photos of me being frustrated 😐

IN THIS PICTURE, we are saying,

Me: “COME ON MOLLY!!”

Molly: “WAIT, I’m eating my FOOD!!”

Other pony: “Umm… Where’s MY food??”

Sister: *WAITING…*

And I need a list of hard times:

  1. Falling off. My teacher was explaining the obstacle course.. THEN, Molly got weird, and turned into a wild bucking bronco pony. MOLLY=😡 ME=🤨🤨
  2. Pulling her out of her stall. THAT WAS… an unforgettable time. She was eating outside, then I pulled her and walked INSIDE the stall, she leaned back and started pulling back, then my mom got a lead rope and I was chasing Rainbow and Bingo out of the stall by pushing their head away and hitting their butt with the rope 🤣🤣 Then she FINALLY went in, good work myself! 😮‍💨
  3. “Trot, Molly, TROT!”. Okay, so I was kicking Molly into a trot, but she just would not trot! So inside my head was like, “COME ON YOU… PONY!!”. So my teacher gave me a crop. Then she STILL wouldn’t trot, so I smacked her with reins in one hand and crop in the other, then she went, “OKAY OKAY FIIIINE!!”, and trotted. NICE!😮‍💨

PHOTOS ARE COOL OKAY!?

IF HORSES COULD TALK (mini play):

Me: “Molly!! Did you eat all the food?!”

Molly: “SORRY! I just got A LITTLE hungry!”

Me: “JUST A LITTLE!!?? NOO!!! You were WAY too hungry!!”

Molly: “No, I was being normal!”

Rainbow: “MOLLY!! YOU STOLE MY FOOD!! HOW DARE YOU!!”

Molly: “OOPS!”

Daffodil: “Total chaos, ponies are so weird!”

Bingo: “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!! I AM A PONY, BUT NOT WEIRD!!”

Daffodil: “Oh, sorry..”

Rainbow: “MOLLY??!! YOU DID STEAL THE FOOD!!”

Molly: “UGHHH, Rainbow, you shouldn’t have said that!”

Anyway, if you came here to read this post, because it says to in Cantering on the pony… MOLLY!. Click the link and you’ll be right where you were!

LINK: https://weczs.ca/2022/10/cantering-on-the-pony-molly/