My 9th Birthday

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Hello, my dear friends! That’s right. Today, I am going to tell you about my ninth birthday.

YES! I can’t believe I’m that old! OK, 9 isn’t that old is it? Of course not! Look, I have ONLY been earth for NINE years! Isn’t that MIND BLOWING??!!! OK, I’m guessing you’re saying, “Uh, no. Being alive for nine years is completely typical, dude.”. But, no. Just- if you think really hard… OK, count to ten. Good. Now, did you know that it’s only my 9th birthday? ONLY NINE. LESS THAN TEN! That’s hardly ANYTHING! But yes, I feel like I’ve been on earth forever!!

OK, let’s talk about my B-DAY now. This year, it was amazing! I had a GREAT party! And in fact, it was the same place as LAST year. “Oh, how boring!”, you might say. Wrong! I went to the same place with DIFFERENT people! “Oh! So fun!” you must say! YES!!! I DID LITERALLY DO THAT! IT WAS SO FUN. Indeed, it was. Oh, how fun that was!

And, right. *small laugh*, I have some new Star Stable news! If you don’t know about Star Stable yet, just click this. OK, so I don’t know what to tell you first, about Star Stable, my REAL birthday, or my party. Come on, there has to be a solution! AND YEP! We totally do, we have a solution!

AND…. DRUM ROLL PLEASE… OUR SOLUTION IS WHEEL OF NAMES DOT COM! Oh, my bad, I already showed a picture!! Sorry!! Well, as you can see, I’m going to talk about my PARTY first.

OK, so I went to The Extreme Air Park and I invited… a certain amount of aliens- I mean humans- I mean friends (stole the aliens thing from my music teacher lol). Yes. So, um, we were jumping around and quickly got bored after a few seconds at the beginning, so we played Trampoline-Tag. It’s basically a tag but running all over the trampolines (that are empty). After an hour or two (forgot) we went to call some people to come to the party room!! “OH! PRESENTS! LET’S SEE WHAT YOU GOT!” you might say. No, wrong! We had PIZZA and drinks! (Coke, iced tea, sprite, water). “Oh, yummy in my tummy!” you’re saying now. Yes, it was yummy in my tummy, too.

And NOW, we open presents. So– I’m just going to quickly go through them… I need to go get them, count to 30. READ EVERY SINGLE WORD IN YOUR HEAD!! ONE Mississippi, TWO Mississippi, THREE Mississippi, FOUR Mississippi, FIVE Mississippi, SIX Mississippi, SEVEN Mississippi, EIGHT Mississippi, NINE Mississippi, TEN Mississippi, ELEVEN Mississippi, TWELVE Mississippi, THIRTEEN Mississippi, FOURTEEN Mississippi, FIFTEEN Mississippi, SIXTEEN Mississippi, SEVENTEEN Mississippi, EIGHTEEN Mississippi, NINETEEN Mississippi, TWENTY Mississippi, TWENTY-ONE Mississippi, TWENTY-TWO Mississippi, TWENTY-THREE Mississippi, TWENTY-FOUR Mississippi, TWENTY-FIVE Mississippi, TWENTY-SIX Mississippi, TWENTY-SEVEN Mississippi, TWENTY-EIGHT Mississippi, TWENTY-NINE Mississippi, THIRTY Mississippi! All good! I got ’em all!

So first, I took a bag, and I got this, um I don’t know. I’ll try it later. Then I got HELLO KITTY LIP SMACKER! “Hello Kitty??!! GROSS!” you might say. Nah. Hello Kitty’s OKAY, and I don’t go “WHAT IS THIS???!!!!! IT’S HELLO KITTY! GROSS!!”, neither do I go, “Yahoo! Hello Kitty! This is my favourite toy ever!”. OK, I’m nine. I don’t straight up HATE Hello Kitty, but yes, I don’t really like it. OK, so about the lip smacker, I got lip balm and lip gloss with a hello kitty lid. I just like the lip balm and lip gloss, I don’t really care about the lid. Next, I got a Stitch stuffy. And THEN, I got two barbie sets! OK, don’t take offence, but I no longer like barbies!! Well, one of them had a horse but… HERE ARE ALL THE PROBLEMS WITH THAT:

  1. Barbie has no idea what horses are!
  2. Barbie is too big to ride the pony she owns!
  3. The stirrups and girth are CONNECTED to the saddle PAD!
  4. The saddle is English, but the stirrups are WESTERN!
  5. SO CONFUSING!

Then I got this Chelsea barbie set. OK, but I don’t LOVE barbies that much anymore. And I got this dog stuffy that looks like a cream puff, so I named it Cream-Puff:

THAT DOG <—-

VS THESE CREAM PUFFS —->

NEXT, I got this kinetic sand set thingy. I don’t know if you will but if you want to buy it, click this please. NEXT, I got… hmm, OK, I thinks that all! Let’s see… should I talk about my Star Stable updates or REAL birthday!

OK, looks like we’re chatting about my REAL birthday! SO, uh, well… I uh… hmmm, let me remember. So, like, the night before, I was like: “TOMORROW’S MY BIRTHDAY! WAKE UP EARLY!”. And so I did, I woke up at 6:35. (which is early for me) and did all the things that would make me happy! So I brushed my hair nicely, brushed my teeth and yeah. I ate breakfast, and finished early so I played with some stuff. YEAH.

THEN, I went to school. ON MY BIRTHDAY! School on MY birthday! I have to do math and things like that on MY BIRTHDAY!!! Isn’t it outrageous?! OK, maybe a lot of people also had a school birthday, but the last time I had a school birthday, was like when I was… I don’t know, like, 5?! AND, we had an assembly on my birthday! NO!!

OK, let’s talk about the AFTER school stuff, school is boring. OK, after school, I got to go to TOYS “R” US with like 50 bucks, I don’t know, but I got some swimming supplies, and yeah. I don’t remember if I got anything else. THEN, I got home, ate CAKE! Cake! Yes, that’s right AWESOME cake! DELICIOUS… CHOCOLATE, AND BIG! So, um, after the cake, the presents.

Now, do I have to tell you EVERYTHING I got? Nah, I DON’T! So, let’s go with no! OK! Um! So that leaves us with the Star Stable Update! SO… I am now a STAR RIDER!!!! Yahoo! AND, I bought a new horse, bought some fancy clothing and tack for my horse and myself! I aslo unlocked Silverglade and Starshine Ranch! IT’S AMAZING!!!! OK. We are all done my friend.

GOODBYE!

XIN CHÀO!!

VIETNAMESE/Tiếng Việt

Xin chào, các bạn! Hôm nay, tôi sẽ kể cho các bạn nghe về sinh nhật chín tuổi của tôi. ĐÚNG! Tôi không thể tin rằng tôi đã già đến thế! OK, 9 tuổi không phải là già đúng không? Đưa nhiên là không! Tôi CHỈ ở trên trái đất cho 9 năm! Đó không phải là HAY đúng không??!!! OK, tôi đoán bạn đang nói, “Không. Sống được chín năm là hoàn toàn bình thường.”. Nhưng không. Chỉ- nếu bạn nghĩ thật kỹ… OK, đếm đến mười. Tốt. Bây giờ, bạn có biết rằng đó chỉ là sinh nhật lần thứ 9 của tôi? Nhưng tôi cảm thấy như tôi đã ở trên trái đất cho 100 năm rồi đấy!!

OK, bây giờ hãy nói về sinh nhật của tôi. Năm nay, rất vui! Tôi đã có một bữa tiệc TUYỆT VỜI! NHƯNG, tôi đi chỗ giống nhau từ năm tước! “Ồ, thật chán!”. Sai! Tôi đã đến cùng một nơi với những người KHÁC! “Ồ! Vui quá!” ĐÚNG!!! Vui lắm!!!!!!!p

OK, bây giờ nói chuyện về ngày sinh nhật THẬT của tôi! VẬY, uh,… Tôi uh… hmmm, để tôi nhớ. Đêm hôm trước, tôi đã nói: “SÁNG NGÀY SINH NHẬT CỦA TÔI! Dậy SỚM!”. Và tôi đã làm như vậy, tôi thức dậy lúc 6:35. (điều này đối với tôi là quá sớm) và đã làm tất cả những thứ tôi làm được trươc khi sinh nhật! Vì vậy, tôi chải tóc thật đẹp và đánh răng. Tôi đã ăn sáng và kết thúc sớm nên tôi đã chơi với một số thứ. VÂNG. RỒI, tôi đi học.

TRONG NGÀY SINH NHẬT CỦA TÔI! Trường vào ngày sinh nhật CỦA TÔI! Tôi phải làm toán và những thứ tương tự như vậy vào NGÀY SINH NHẬT CỦA TÔI!!! OK, bây giờ nói về những thứ SAU KHI HỌC, trường học thật chán. OK, sau giờ học, tôi phải đến TOYS “R” US với khoảng 50 đô, tôi không biết, nhưng tôi có một số đồ bơi, và vâng. Tôi không nhớ nếu tôi có bất cứ điều gì khác. RỒI, về đến nhà, ăn BÁNH! Bánh ngọt! Vâng, đúng là chiếc bánh TUYỆT VỜI! NGON… SÔ CÔ LA!